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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.